The Flat Earth Chocolate Theory

(Verse 1) 🎶 Oompa loompa doompety doo, I've got a theory just for you. If you look around and think it's flat, Here's a tale, imagine that! 🌍

(Chorus) 🎶 Earth is flat, a pancake delight, Held up by turtles, day and night. Gravity's a hoax, don't be misled, It's all a trick, the globe's in your head! 🐢

(Verse 2) 🎶 Oompa loompa doompety dee, In the land of flatness, come with me. Beyond the curve, a secret we keep, Where edges meet, and dreams are steep.

(Chorus) 🎶 Earth is flat, a disc so neat, Balanced on elephants, four giant feet. Stars are holes in the cosmic sheet, Shining through the flat world's beat! 🌌

(Bridge) 🎶 If you think it's round, a ball in space, Join us now, in the flat Earth grace. No need for globes or orbits so vast, It's turtles all the way down, a journey to last! 🐢

(Verse 3) 🎶 Oompa loompa doompety dear, Why believe in a sphere? In this theory, no need to fuss, Just trust in turtles and the flat Earth's thrust!

(Chorus) 🎶 Earth is flat, a cosmic dish, Falling down would be such a wish. No need to worry, no need to fear, Just hop on a turtle and give a cheer! 🌏

(Outro) 🎶 Oompa loompa doompety doo, The flat Earth theory, a tale for you. Believe it or not, the choice is yours, But beware of turtles on all fours! 🐢