Conspiracy Theory

I firmly believe that NASA invented and is leading the flat earth movement. And that the movement consists solely of NASA actors and internet trolls.

I have several reasons to believe this:
– I met several flat-earth trolls, but seldom met any actual flat-earthers.
– NASA has an incentive to invent flat earth. After the 2003 budget cuts, NASA had to find new ways to stay relevant and increase its budget. So they invented the flat earth in order to justify the high cost of its satellite images. This allows NASA to say, "We need more new HD images of the earth to deal with all these flat-earthers"
– flat-earthers keep accidentally measuring the radius of the earth with pretty good accuracy, and with rather insightful methods. WAKE UP PEOPLE, these are NASA actors, sneakily making us learn smart people stuff without us realising!

I also believe it is highly likely that Area 51 contains the Nasa-Flat-Earth headcorters. this is where Nasa plans and orchestrates the entire Flat-Earth community.

Edit: from now on all flat earth-earthers are "nasa-folk"