Listen to me, people! The Suez Canal, connecting the Mediterranean with the Red Sea, is a whopping 100 miles long with no locks, so the water just keeps on flowing between those two seas like a continuous stream!

And get this, when they built it, they didn't even consider the Earth's supposed curvature! Ha! But that's not all – there are rivers out there that stretch for hundreds of miles and barely drop a few feet towards sea level. Like, have you heard of the Nile? It flows for a thousand miles and only drops a measly foot! How can there be such a vast plane if the Earth is supposedly curved, huh? It just doesn't add up, man! We've been fed lies upon lies by NASA and their fake space missions! We need to wake up and see through their deceitful propaganda! Operation Paperclip brought those Nazi mind control scientists into the mix, and they've been brainwashing us all with their globe and space nonsense! But not me, oh no, not me! I know the truth, I've seen beyond the edge of this flat Earth, and let me tell you, not all who wander there are lost! Bert Becker, Ph.D., the Flat Earth Scientist – oh, what a legend! He's out there spreading the word, exposing the sinister brainwashing tactics of NASA! We need to open our eyes, people! The truth is out there if you're willing to look for it! We must break free from the chains of this spherical deception and embrace the reality of our flat Earth! Join me on this journey to uncover the greatest conspiracy of all time!