How flat earth logic works… (my take)

Perquisites: Be sad and at the deepest point in your life and have some sort of complex

Step 1: Assume earth is flat

Step 2: Gravity won’t allow it so… it’s fake

Step 3: Stars won’t work so…
fuck it…it’s a firmament or some shit

Step 4: How can the world hide it … well they are just faking rivalry.

Step 5: Where’s the proof??
Two options : I) Just put religious text and anyone who opposed is a opposing the religion…

II) Don’t provide proof just say that the anything saying earth is spherical is false

Step 6: Deliberately misunderstand physics to make random claims to support your arguments in step 5 II)

Step 7: Stop using logic

Step 8: learn how to shout on internet

Step 9: Congrats you are a flat earther

Now go ahead and decrease the mean smartness level of humanity … and con gullible people into believing your fantasy that makes you feel special.

Thanks for your time!