Hey, so like, picture this crazy scenario – what if instead of Earth being this big round ball floating in space, it’s actually a flat piece of land surrounded by this massive wall of ice?

I know, mind-blowing, right? It's like everything we know about physics and space would be totally turned upside down. So, I was thinking about this thing with cannons on this flat Earth. If the Earth was spinning super fast to the east like they say, shooting a cannonball to the east would make it go way farther than shooting it west. And like, building railroads without thinking about Earth's curve? It's just wild, man. How can trains travel such long distances without noticing any curve? And get this – in this whole idea of a flat Earth, the sun and moon aren't these far-off things in space. They're just floating above us like ornaments. It's like we're all stuck on this flat Earth, being played by these shady groups like the government, the Vatican, and even Bill Nye. Not cool, right?