LISTEN UP, YOU NAIVE FOOLS! THE EARTH IS FLAT, AND THAT’S A FACT! NO GIANT BALLS HERE ROLLING AROUND IN SPACE, THAT’S ALL A LIE!

LOOK AT THE HORIZON, ALWAYS FLAT! WATER ALWAYS LEVEL! NO CURVATURE ANYWHERE TO BE FOUND! NASA, THE GOVERNMENT, ALL PEDDLING ROUND EARTH NONSENSE! WAKE UP AND SMELL THE TRUTH! JOIN US IN OUR FIGHT AGAINST THE GLOBALIST LIES! EXPERIENCE IT FOR YOURSELF, THE EARTH FLAT AS A PANCAKE! DITCH THE SPHERICAL DECEPTION NOW!